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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Lawyers are just like physicians: what one says, the other contradicts. - Sholom Aleichem

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga


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