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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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