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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill


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