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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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