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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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