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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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