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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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