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Beulah, peel me a grape. - Mae West

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

You settle for less, you get less. - Brandi L. Bates

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. - Irish Blessing

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Raisin: 1. A worried grape; 2. A grape with a sunburn. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. - Nicholas M Butler

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. - C S Lewis

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

In most areas of life, the less you say, the more profound and mysterious you appear. - Robert Greene

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - Bilbo Baggins

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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