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Less is more. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

You settle for less, you get less. - Brandi L. Bates

The less I needed, the better I felt. - Charles Bukowski

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

Present fears are less than horrible imaginings. - William Shakespeare

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less. - Paul Brown

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson


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