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Less is a bore. - Robert Venturi

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

We can regret less and be grateful for what is good in life. - Barry Schwartz

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. - C S Lewis

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - Bilbo Baggins

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai


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