Grief Bacon

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

To weep is to make less the depth of grief. - William Shakespeare

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson