Grief Bacon

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid