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Grief Bacon

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Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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