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Grief Bacon

Are you achin' for bacon?

Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Mealtime: When youngsters sit down to continue eating - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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