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Grief Bacon

Are you achin' for bacon?

Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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In charity there is no excess. - Francis Bacon

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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