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Grief Bacon

Are you achin' for bacon?

Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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