Hair Helmet

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

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A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro