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Halloween Lamp

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Halloween Lamp thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lighting the way for Halloween

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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