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Halloween Lamp

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Halloween Lamp thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lighting the way for Halloween

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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