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Halloween Night 1914

Halloween costumes of yesteryear

Halloween Night 1914 thanks to Keith Blake

History of Halloween

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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