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Halloween Night 1914

Halloween costumes of yesteryear

Halloween Night 1914 thanks to Keith Blake

History of Halloween

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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