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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. - Cher

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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