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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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