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Still waters run deep. - Unknown

Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. - Cher

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us. - Jean-Paul Sartre

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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