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Still waters run deep. - Unknown

Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves. - Richard Rorty

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

There are no deep theorems - only theorems that we have not understood very well. - Nicholas Goodman

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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