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Still waters run deep. - Unknown

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein

Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. - Cher

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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