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Live deep instead of fast. - Henry Seidel Canby

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves. - Richard Rorty

There are no deep theorems - only theorems that we have not understood very well. - Nicholas Goodman

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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