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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

There are no deep theorems - only theorems that we have not understood very well. - Nicholas Goodman

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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