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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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