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Happy Down Under Day

On January 26th, Aussies do strange things Down Under

Happy Down Under Day thanks to Howard Chapman

You must be an Aussie if you can read this...

You must be an Aussie if you can read this... Happy Australia Day Everyone!

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I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


Target Entry

Squirrel Feeder Trap

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Florida Sewer Rat

Crane Drop

Special Touch

Muscle Control

Selfie Stuck

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car

Apathy Mountain

Ready To Leave

Portable Samurai

CPU Marshmallows

Hokey Pokey Clinic

Brazil Banisters

VW Treehouse

Crocodile Fall

Hoodie Onesy

BUSker

Monsoon TV

Worked For Them

Colon Celery