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Happy Face Pancakes

Start your day off with an emoticon breakfast

Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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