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Happy Face Pancakes

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Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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