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Happy Face Pancakes

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Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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