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Happy Face Pancakes

Start your day off with an emoticon breakfast

Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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