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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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