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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day

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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

He hath never failed thee yet.
Never will His love forget.
O fret not thyself nor let
Thy heart be troubled,
Neither let it be afraid. - Amy Wilson-Carmichael

Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction. - Bertrand Russell

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown


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