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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day

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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup;
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. - Unknown

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself. - Marlele Dietrich

Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction. - Bertrand Russell

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve, and bad things are very easy to get. - Unknown

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house. - George Burns

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return. - Bertrand Russell


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