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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day

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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. - Unknown

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Viktor Frankl

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

I have blind trust in people. Even if that ends up hurting me, I won't change. I will go on trusting people because that's the only way I know to love someone. - Bipasha Basu

Your heart has to be prepared ahead of time through faith and prayer and grace and mercy and love and forgiveness so you can keep your heart open in hell, when hell happens. - Richard Rohr

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house. - George Burns

Getting up in the morning and having work you love is what makes life different for people. If you get into a position where you don't love what you're doing, get off it. - Bob Woodward

I love having a family, and I feel so blessed. I feel like God gave me exactly what I wanted, so now I have to do the right thing in God's eyes also. Just follow what God wants me to do. - Kanye West


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