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Her Side vs His Side

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Her Side vs His Side thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You even warmed up my side of the bed!

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring


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