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Her Side vs His Side

At least one of them gets a good night's sleep

Her Side vs His Side thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You even warmed up my side of the bed!

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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