Her Side vs His Side
At least one of them gets a good night's sleep
You even warmed up my side of the bed!
QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown
One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring