Her Side vs His Side

And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson