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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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