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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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