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Hiking For Beginners thanks to Shawn Kennedy

It's impossible to take Robert Frost's 'Road Not Taken'

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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