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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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