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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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