Hippo Race

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay