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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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