Hippo Race

Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

You are only one defining decision away from a totally different life. - Mark Batterson

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway