Hippo Race

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono