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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

The fans are doing better than the Texas Rangers this year

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball thanks to Keith Blake

Reviewing the best catches in Baseball

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor


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