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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

The fans are doing better than the Texas Rangers this year

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball thanks to Keith Blake

Reviewing the best catches in Baseball

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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