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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball thanks to Keith Blake

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There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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