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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

The fans are doing better than the Texas Rangers this year

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball thanks to Keith Blake

Reviewing the best catches in Baseball

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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