Horse Back Riding

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash