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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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