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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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