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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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