Horse Back Riding

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman