QuotaBillsHorse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman