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Horse Holiday

Just horsing around at the beach

Horse Holiday thanks to Mike King

When the riders are away, the horses will play

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

The end of labor is to gain leisure. - Aristotle

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich


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