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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Everyone must be proactive and do all they can to help themselves to stay employed. - Stephen Covey

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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