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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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