QuotaBillsAdd not fire to fire. - Greek proverb
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch
Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com