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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun. - Malcolm Forbes

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes


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