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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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