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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things. - Archie Bunker

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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