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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary W. Little

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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