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House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun. - Ann Landers

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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