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How Mad Is She?

Flower bouquets to ease the tension

How Mad Is She? thanks to Jim Serritella

Repairing a broken relationship is not impossible

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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