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How Mad Is She?

Flower bouquets to ease the tension

How Mad Is She? thanks to Jim Serritella

Repairing a broken relationship is not impossible

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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