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How Mad Is She?

Flower bouquets to ease the tension

How Mad Is She? thanks to Jim Serritella

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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