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How Mad Is She?

Flower bouquets to ease the tension

How Mad Is She? thanks to Jim Serritella

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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