How Mad Is She?

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid