How To Argue With A Woman

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid