How To Argue With A Woman

Fate is character. - William Winter

Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown