How To Argue With A Woman

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren