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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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