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How To Avoid Injury

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How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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