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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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