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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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