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How To Avoid Injury

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How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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