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How To Burn Fat

Simple diet plan for those with a will to succeed

How To Burn Fat thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Quicker than liposuction and easy to start

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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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