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How To Burn Fat

Simple diet plan for those with a will to succeed

How To Burn Fat thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Quicker than liposuction and easy to start

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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz


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