How To Burn Fat

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas