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How To Burn Fat

Simple diet plan for those with a will to succeed

How To Burn Fat thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Quicker than liposuction and easy to start

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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