How To Burn Fat

Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso