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Hunger is the best sauce in the world. - Cervantes

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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