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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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