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Hungry Hiker Tree

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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