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Hungry Kookaburras

Restaurant safety Down Under

Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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