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Hungry Kookaburras

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Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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