iBrella
Heads up for weatherproof computing
A computer you can use in the shower
QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright