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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Set goals, not limits. - Unknown

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

One way to keep momentum going is to have constantly greater goals. - Michael Korda

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

I believe that visualization is one of the most powerful means of achieving personal goals. - Harvey Mackay

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar


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