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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Goals by the yard are hard. Goals by the inch a cinch. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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