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Ice Climbing Building

Turning a water-damaged condo into a winter sport

Ice Climbing Building thanks to Karen Moore

Learning to ice climb in Russia

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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