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Ice Climbing Building

Turning a water-damaged condo into a winter sport

Ice Climbing Building thanks to Karen Moore

Learning to ice climb in Russia

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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