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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The market is always right. - Unknown

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

When you break down all the fluff, there are two ways to promote and market your business: dumber, slower, and expensive - or smarter, faster, and cheaper. - David S. Garland

Building a successful business requires a combination of human capital, financial resources, market opportunity, persistence, community support, and even luck. - Andrew Yang

Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town square must holler, 'Fresh rolls!' if he hopes to feed the townfolk. - Jeffrey Zeldman

To say that DNA transmits information is not an analogy. It is literally true. But the information transmitted is not graphic but coded; it is more like a recipe than a blueprint. - E.J. Applewhite

There are good examples of companies - Coca-Cola is one - that invested before there was a huge market in countries, and I think that ended up playing out to their benefit for decades to come. - Mark Zuckerberg


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