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Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The market is always right. - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

When you break down all the fluff, there are two ways to promote and market your business: dumber, slower, and expensive - or smarter, faster, and cheaper. - David S. Garland

Building a successful business requires a combination of human capital, financial resources, market opportunity, persistence, community support, and even luck. - Andrew Yang

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

Some people argue that publishing the genome of pathogens is like publishing the blueprints to the atomic bomb. But it's also the blueprint for a deterrent and the blueprint for a cure. - Craig Venter

There are good examples of companies - Coca-Cola is one - that invested before there was a huge market in countries, and I think that ended up playing out to their benefit for decades to come. - Mark Zuckerberg

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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