Illusive Animal Kingdom
Can't get enough of this place
'Anal Retentive' derives from Freudian psychoanalysis and tourist zoos
Anal Retentive: a person who pays such attention to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others.
QuotaBillsHalf of analysis is anal. - Marry Indik
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown
We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain
Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor
I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault
Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel