QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. - Latin Proverb
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler