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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

I'm single because I was born that way. - Mae West

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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