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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

He has not a single redeeming defect. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Morale is the greatest single factor in successful wars. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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