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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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