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Insomniac Christmas

On the bright side - only 3 more days 'til Christmas!

Insomniac Christmas thanks to Howard Chapman

Insomnia (or sleeplessness) is a sleep disorder in which there is an inability to fall asleep or to stay asleep as long as desired

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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