Insomniac Christmas

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France