iPhone Battery Life

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie