QuotaBillsSeek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
What's going on in the inside shows on the outside. - Earl Nightingale
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats
Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius
You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung
Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com