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iPhone Battery Life

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iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone. - Robert Allen

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

I have made my world, and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside. - Louise Nevelson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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