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iPhone Battery Life

How to make your cell phone battery last longer

iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Revolt: Recharge a battery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone. - Robert Allen

What's going on in the inside shows on the outside. - Earl Nightingale

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I have made my world, and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside. - Louise Nevelson

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

When we Christians behave badly, or fail to behave well, we are making Christianity unbelievable to the outside world. - C S Lewis

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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