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Outside noisy, inside empty. - Chinese Proverb

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

What's going on in the inside shows on the outside. - Earl Nightingale

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

When we Christians behave badly, or fail to behave well, we are making Christianity unbelievable to the outside world. - C S Lewis

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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