QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown