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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

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Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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