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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

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