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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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