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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

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Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

I cannot make my days longer, so I strive to make them better. - Henry David Thoreau

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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