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Ivy Facade

Preparing an elegant look for a brick building

Ivy Facade thanks to Frank Farmere

The changing face of building facades

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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