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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I'm a globalist. I believe that God is the King of Kings and He has global dominion over the world. - Vladimir Zev Zalenko

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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