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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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