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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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