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God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner


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