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God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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