Jim Class
Aussies know where to go for a good workout
Howard heads to the bar for his exercise
QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox