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Aussies know where to go for a good workout

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Howard heads to the bar for his exercise

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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