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Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Too may people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. - Malcolm Forbes

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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