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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

One finds limits by pushing them. - Herbert A Simon

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. - George Washington

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I tool orders from no one. - Gerald Barzan

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Concern for someone else was a good remedy for taking the mind off one's own troubles. - Elizabeth Aston

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

The writer is either a practicing recluse or a delinquent, guilt-ridden one; or both. Usually both. - Susan Sontag

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

When Thales was asked what was difficult, he said, 'To know one's self.' And what was easy, 'To advise another.' - Laertius Diogenes

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis


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