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One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

I've slept with far fewer than one thousand. - Boris Johnson

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys. - Joseph Conrad

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Few delights can equal the presence of one whom we trust utterly. - George MacDonald

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states. - Raquel Welch

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. - George Burns

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi