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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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A statesman is one who lies in state. - Unknown

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

What if there was no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. - Unknown

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

There is no conversation so boring than the one where everybody agrees. - Michel del Montaigne

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

People ask, 'What's the best role you’ve ever played?' The next one. - Kevin Kline

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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