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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth
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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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