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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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