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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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