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King Stump

Tree stump removal for Royalty in Halfmoon Bay, B.C.

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

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King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

What to do with a stump once a tree is cut down? Use dynamic stump grinding, manual removal with mattocks, wait a long time, or turn it into a piece of art!

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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