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King Stump

Tree stump removal for Royalty in Halfmoon Bay, B.C.

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

Crowned and Crownless

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

What to do with a stump once a tree is cut down? Use dynamic stump grinding, manual removal with mattocks, wait a long time, or turn it into a piece of art!

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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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